Well, he came home from work and saw a U-Haul backed up to the porch "What the hell's going on?" She said, "happy anniversary, I'm giving you a divorce Go on, and get gone, but you ain't taking the kids That's one thing for sure" She said, "Look at them kids, and now look again now Tell me, do they look like yours?"
Ain't that a heartbreak Ain't that a screw-your-head-around Ain't that a brain-wreck Ain't that a world turned upside down Ain't that a do-you-wrong Ain't that a bitter pill to taste Ain't that a stone cold country song Yeah, ain't that a heartbreak
Oh, six months later There's a U-Haul trailer kicking dust up down the drive And she knocks on the door with an old sob story Baby daddy left her high and dry He said, "that's so sad, that's really too bad Wish I had time to hear about that But I got a new love, she's got the oil warmed up And she's about to rub my back"
Ain't that a heartbreak Ain't that a screw-your-head-around Ain't that a brain wreck Ain't that world turned upside down Ain't that a do-you-wrong Ain't that a bitter pill to taste Ain't that a stone cold country song Yeah, ain't that a heartbreak
Well, I ain't no philosopher But I believe this is true What you do to someone else is gonna come back around on you
Oh, ain't that a heartbreak Ain't that a screw-your-head-around Ain't that a brain wreck Ain't that world turned upside down Ain't that a do-you-wrong Ain't that a bitter pill to taste Ain't that a stone cold country song Yeah, ain't that a heartbreak Ain't that a stone cold country song Yeah, ain't that a heartbreak