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To all the step dads in here Trip-six kids got you motherfucks scared It could be worse, nigga that's absurd Nigga I am at Pharrell's tryna butt fuck nerds This just in, Tyler the Creator and Justin Bieber Was just in the room flippin' Selena Gomez Go 'head, give some, pucker up I'll fuck her up until the kids come in, umm
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When I was younger I was bitchin' and Now I'm coming quicker than the shit that's swimmin' in my sock hole When them teeny boppers ain't around so Johnson and Johnson baby lotion Bead on my Johnson 'til my cock swole Stop sayin' you're sick, shit is kinda old I'm a fucking Herpe in a coma, you're a common cold
Have you heard my brother verse on Llama? When that nigga's home, me, him and Hodgy gonna take the game and Get a stainless steel AK and aim it To the fucking referees head and put his lifeless body In a choke hold, uh-oh, these niggas is loco Best thing smokin' minus all of the tobacco
Still hard to be black, well Malcolm X would be proud this white bitch is getting black mailed Blue eyed cracker named Jenny, and skinny And Obama wanted change, I threw a couple fucking pennies at him Just a chip off the old block Chipped tooth got some dick off my swole cock 'Cause I bag bitches, she's a zip off the old lock And thats just a logo on the center of that old box
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Shake's faggot ass keep hatin' But I work hard for the shit that I got So I still fuck 2DopeBoyz and fuck Planet Earth All associates can suck cock