You know my next door neighbor About to make me lose my mind You know my next door neighbor About to make me lose my mind They come and knock on my door Wanna borrow something all the time They wanna borrow the broom, they wanna borrow the mop They wanna know the time, so they borrow the clock They wanna borrow the lard, and a piece of meat They wanna borrow the sugar, make their coffee sweet They wanna borrow two dollar until payday They wanna borrow linament to rub the pain away You know my next door neighbor About to make me lose my mind They come and knock on my door Wanna borrow something all the time They wanna watch the fight, and try to pick a winner They borrow my T.V come back and get my dinner An ironing board and an electric fan A vacuum cleaner and a garbage can They borrow knives, forks, spoons and plates They borrow the calendar off the wall to keep them up to date You know my next door neighbor About to make me lose my mind They come and knock on my door Want to borrow something all the time They come and knock on my door, say howdy do friend They wanna borrow a suit to bury grandpa in I stood up there and I shook my head Believe you people would borrow from the dead Borrowing's all right, but its a matter of fact That people like to borrow, but they won't pay back You know my next door neighbor About to make me lose my mind They come and knock on my door Want to borrow something all the time You know my next door neighbor About to make me lose my mind They come and knock on my door Wanna borrow something all the time They come and knock on my door Wanna borrow something all the time They come and knock on my door Wanna borrow something all the time