I went out to eat the other night Picked up my girl at eight In my soup I found a fly But, there beyond my plate Was an eyeball in my martini A highball with a twist One in my linguini, too I said, "There's somethin' wrong with this"
Eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs Eyeballs everywhere Eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs Floating through the air
Then we went to the 'musement park To ride the Tunnel of Love But, when I went to hold her hand There was an eyeball in her glove We went to Lover's Lane to skan for UFO's You just imagine what I saw When I pulled down her panty hose
Oh God, eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs Eyeballs everywhere Eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs Floating through the air
Eyeballs Here's an eyeball, here's an eyeball, here's another eyeball
Eyeball Eyeball Eyeball
I took my baby home For a juicy good night kiss But there was an eyball starin' at me Between her parted lips
Oh, eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs everywhere Eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs, floating through the hair
Well, I went to the institute And asked the doctor there In the department of eyeballs "What's this burden that I bear?" He said, "You ain't crazy" He said, "You ain't insane It's just you got an eyeballs in the center of your brain!"
Ah, eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs everywhere Eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs, floating through the air Eyeballs are everywhere Eyeballs are everywhere Eyeballs are- One eyeball, two eyeballs, three eyeballs Eyeballs everywhere