Ms. Evans, out of ten she like a seven Teach English, High-school, grade eleven Single as fuck, got a condo, drive Lexus No kids, she make these niggas use protection And she be teachin' class in some yoga pants Ass fat, she know the young boys be on her ass But they some babies to her, them boys ain't got a chance One of the coolest teachers, everybody be in her class
Now let me tell you about the best friends Mike and Steph They gon' be there for each other if ain't no one left Copy each other homework, same answers every test And they both like Ms. Evans, so them niggas made a bet
Steph like "You see how she be lookin' at me, boy she want me" Mike like, "Nigga hell nah, she be on me" Steph said, "She might let a nigga hit it low-key" Mike replied, "If she do, I'm the one it's gon' be" Steph like, "Bet nigga" Mike said "Alright bet, if I hit her first bro don't be upset with me" Mike confident like, "Bet I get the neck with it, bro this shit ain't new to me you know I got bitches" Days later Mike see her, he like "Hey miss lady" She like "Hey Mike" He like "Damn you so thick baby" She like "Boy go find somebody your own age crazy There some girls in your class you wouldn't mind dating"
He like, "They young, they can't do what you can do I'ma just be honest for a minute I've been wantin' you" She like, "Mike, nah stop playing like that this ain't cool You a kid you can't do shit for me but stay in school"
He came at a grown ass woman and got humbled up Now he sitting at his desk quiet, looking dumb as fuck He ain't got no hope left, he don't even wanna fuck She done turnt him off, he tried to holla and she shut him up
Mike shot his shot and air-balled, Steph laughin' Ain't gon' take the same route as Mike, so he plannin' He gon' study her and use what can to his advantage He on her 'Gram "Okay she like white wine and Salmon" And she like workin' out, she be in the gym On the weekend she at LA Fitness from eight to ten His daddy got a Maybach, he gon' act like it's his Pops outta town, so he got the keys to the Benz
Next day in school, Steph made his move At lunchtime he made his way into her classroom He like "Hey Ms. Evans you hungry? Brought you some food I would've brought you some wine too, but that's against the rules" She smilin', wish he would've broke the rules and brought the wine But this will do for now and it's just them two for now Other kids at lunch, he talking to her and blew her mind He be on her 'Gram, so he already knew her vibe
End of the day, he held the door as she was walking out She smiling like "You a gentlemen, that's what I'm talkin' 'bout" She ain't even peep he had the Maybach in the parking lot He ain't even trippin' though, tomorrow he gon' make it count
Next day he park next to her, she can't miss it now Later on, he caught her leaving right when school was getting out He hit the locks, she turn around "Oh that's how you livin' now" He like "I got good credit, I get this shit with zero down"
She smilin' get in her car and as she pullin' out she realize This the third time this week he made her smile He ain't even immature, it's cool havin' him around She get a little thought "If something happen, he won't run his mouth"
