My guy is really something, he's sensitive and shy My guy is such a bumpkin, it doesn't take much to make him cry If you hurt someone helpless, it's like taking away all his toys He's just a cry baby boy
My guy is sentimental, he's always feeling blue He can be so temperamental and I don't know what I should do If you step on a little bug he cries all over the floor He's just a cry baby bore
I don't want to hurt his feelings But his outbursts have me really booing all the time If I turn out like him, I think I'm gonna cry, baby, la, la, la la la, la He's such a cry baby, la, la, la la la, la
And I'll tell you something else My guy is such a wet noodle, he's always teary-eyed He acts like a real cock-a-doodle, he can't even tell you why If you just play him a sappy song, he acts like his doggie just died He's just a cry baby guy
No kidding, oh dear My guy is such a whiner, he's worse than baddie so A cockroach seen in the diner and the tears flow out of the blue And if I ask him to knock it off, he goes and cries in the can He's such a cry baby, man
I don't want to hurt his feelings But his outbursts have me really booing all the time If I turn out like him, I think I'm gonna cry, baby, la, la, la la la, la He's such a cry baby, la, la, la la la, la I love a cry baby, la, la, la la la, la He's such a cry baby, la, la, la la la, la
