Ink fills the page A classic killer completes the cast If evil's all the rage Cut to the close up, then fade to black
Sit back for the sequel of your dreams All psychos crave more shocking scenes Who cares if it bleeds beyond the screen?
Are you misunderstood? Are you more bad than good? Welcome to Horrorwood Where anyone would kill for a call back
'Cause everyone is just so fucking desperate for fame Can't blame the savages, this town attracts I guess we're all insane So silence the critics, 'cause this is not an act (but here's the soundtrack)
Sit back for the sequel of your dreams All psychos crave more shocking scenes Who cares if it bleeds beyond the screen?
Are you misunderstood? (Yeah) Are you more bad than good? Welcome to Horrorwood Where anyone would kill for a call back
The tabloids say, "There goes the neighborhood" But long live Horrorwood The only place it pays to be a hack
But will you make the cut?
(If you know) stardom's just an afterthought For all those stabbed in the back lot Piled up and left to rot So how's this for an establishing shot?
Are you misunderstood? (Yeah) Are you more bad than good? Welcome to Horrorwood Where anyone would kill for a call back
The tabloids say, "There goes the neighborhood" But long live Horrorwood The only place where everyone should
Fears the premiere There's always a target out on the red carpet Between silver screams, something's awakened (And you'll never make it) But enjoy the show
Are you misunderstood? (Yeah) Are you more bad than good? Welcome to Horrorwood Where anyone would kill for a call back
The tabloids say, "There goes the neighborhood" But long live Horrorwood The only place it pays to be a hack