Riboflavin-Flavored, Non-Carbonated, Polyunsaturated Blood
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Riboflavin-Flavored, Non-Carbonated, Polyunsaturated Blood Song LyricsWhen the moon arises in the western sky
And the vampires are out on the sly
At times they have trouble finding necks to bite
That's why I concocted my new delight
My riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood
His riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood
Drac came to me one night at twelve
And said the blood bank had no blood on the shelf
I explained, "Don't fret, I'll give you a fix
Of my newly-regenerated mix"
I gave him riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood
He gave him riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood
It gives you quick relief, you see
From fang aches and corpuscle deficiency
And after consuming my laboratory brew
It'll make a new a new vampire of you
It's got corn oil added, only one calorie, polyunsaturated blood
Drac enjoyed my brew without a hitch
Now he's one of those who'd rather fight than switch
If you're biting more necks, enjoying it less
Try, my new non-carbonatedness
My riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood
His riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood
It helps promote perspiration odor (Riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood)
It puts bad breath in ghouls (Riboflavin-flavored)
Why, our group had twenty-one percent fewer fangs (Non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood)
I gotta tell ya, it makes a great bloody Mary, too (Riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated)
Frank, you oughtta try one of these things (polyunsaturated blood)
Riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood
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