You know what they say Never waste a Friday night on a first date But there I was In my heels with my hair straight
And so, I take him to this bar This man wouldn't dance He didn't ask a single question
And he was wearing these fugly jeans It doesn't matter though, he doesn't have what it takes To be with a girl like me
La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la Not overdramatic, I know what I want La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la We're leaving the planet and you can't come
Uh-huh, I'm through With all these hyper-mega-bummer boys like you Oh yeah, I need A super graphic ultra-modern girl like me
We're high, we're drunk Well, look at her moving baby, she's the one Oh yeah, I need A super graphic ultra-modern girl like me
Telling secrets, there on the mattress Wearing nothing but glitter and lashes At every party, we're the party, shaking our asses Making out (uh-huh) while the world collapses
La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la Not overdramatic, I know what I want La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la We're leaving the planet and you can't come
Uh-huh, I'm through With all these hyper-mega-bummer boys like you Oh yeah, I need A super graphic ultra-modern girl like me
We're high, we're drunk Well, look at her moving baby, she's the one Oh yeah, I need A super graphic ultra-modern girl like me
Get up off your feet, get up on that bar Walk that walk from Tokyo to New York With everything you feel and everything you are Walk that walk, flash the camera Flash the camera, flash the camera, you're a star
Uh-huh (uh-huh), I'm through (I'm through) With all these hyper-mega-bummer boys like you Oh yeah (oh yeah), I need (I need) A super graphic ultra-modern girl like me
We're high, we're drunk Well, look at her moving baby, she's the one Oh yeah (oh yeah), I need (I need) A super graphic ultra-modern, oh, you got me la-la-la-ling Hyper-sexy, top to bottom, girl like me