Well, I got a call from Rowdy 'round six o'clock Sayin' he caught a hankerin' for a honky-tonk Wants an ice-cold beer and a country song But he didn't want to stay out all night long Well, I ain't the kind to let a buddy drink alone But I can't turn it off once I turn it on
There's no stopping me once I get goin' Put a can in my hand, man, I'm wide-ass open The tick-tock of that clock is like a time bomb By half past ten, I'm half past tipsy At quarter to 12, man, I've done had plenty The countdown's on when the first beer hits me Five, four, three, two, one, too many
After five diet Millers, I was feelin' loose Singin' karaoke to a T.L. tune When a pretty little thing shot me a wink She said, "Hey, cowboy, could you buy us a drink?" Well, hey, baby doll, I will if you want But I can't turn it off once I turn it on
There's no stopping me once I get goin' Put a can in my hand, man, I'm wide-ass open The tick-tock of that clock is like a time bomb By half past ten, I'm half past tipsy At quarter to 12, man, I've done had plenty The countdown's on when the first beer hits me Five, four, three, two, one, too many (come on, boys)
Now, I've never been the kind to quit Won't stop 'til I get to the bottom of this And the night's still young So whatcha say, we shotgun one? (Hell, we'll shoot one with you Luke, come on Ronnie)
There's no stopping me once I get to goin' Put a can in my hand, man, I'm wide-ass open The tick-tock of that clock is like a time bomb Yeah, by half past ten, I'm half past tipsy At quarter to 12, man, I've done had plenty The countdown's on when the first beer hits me Five, four, three, two, one, too many
Yeah, five, four, three, two, one, too many Come on, that's a - country song, right there, what?