Announcing the count and countess of Transylvania Good evening, Count Dracula Good evening, Igor Could you check my cape, please? Good evening, Count Dracula So glad you and the countess could attend my ball I see several old friends here There's Frankenstein and his charming bride Yes, and Vitos and Wolfman are here, too The ladies in waiting are very beautiful You don't mean those slimy old ghouls? I didn't think my eyesight was failing me Well, it is, nonetheless May I have the pleasure of this minuet, Countess Alucard? There could hardly be pleasure dancing with you Who asked you, fang-face? And I suppose you think you are Rock Hudson? Not particularly, but at least I don't sack out all day like you How could you? You are too busy cutting up corpses with your ugly friends Like that one over there Which one? The one with the permanent wave on his face Now you're in trouble, bloodsucker, he heard you I'm not afraid, but, uh, we were just leaving anyway Don't leave that snaggletooth bag of bones you call your wife behind Alright, alright, I'm going His teeth are bigger than mine, we've got to get out of here fast Come on, come on, Vampyra