It's Saturday night in Transylvania Town The midnight hour will soon roll around I've beckoned my ghouls to the castle east For our weekly night out and our people feast
Here comes Igor with Frankenstein Hope they didn't bring Drac, he's no friend of mine His jealousy is widely known Doesn't dig my Mash, got a dance of his own
Alright, fellows, come on, let's split Igor, don't leave those electrodes lit Let's hurry on over to Dracula's pad And see his new dance that's becoming a fad
Good evening, Count Dracula, sorry we're late But Wolfman's tail got caught climbing your gate We're all so excited since we heard your bash Let's see this new dance that beats the Monster Mash
Alright, my children, go join in the fun I think I'll have a drink with Drac and his son I say there, boys, your drink's not like mine Of course not, Boris, we don't drink wine
Enough of this drinking, let's see your new dance Show me the steps, the motions and stance First, you lock your wings close up tight You flap them to the left, then you flap them to the right
Now hold on there, Bela, this dance isn't fair Your dance move can only be done in midair The average creature couldn't do it at all We want no part of this bloodsucker's ball
Did you really believe by throwing this bash Your dance would replace my Monster Mash? Return to your graves, you devils with wings This dance wouldn't make it with living things
You've got a lot of nerve Oh well, I tried Your gig will never be boss We'll see, we'll see Rots of ruck, fanghead
