Hey, call me back when ya get this Or when you've got a minute We really need to talk Wait, you know what? Maybe just forget it 'Cause by the time you get this Your number might be blocked
Stay and blah, blah, blah You just want what you can't have No way, I'll call the cops If you don't stop, I'll call your dad
And I hate to do this to you on your birthday Happy birthday, by the way It's not you, it's me and all that other bullshit You know that's bullshit, don't you, babe? I'm not your party favor
Look, now I know we coulda done it better But we can't change the weather When the weather's come and gone Books don't make sense if you read 'em backwards You'll single out the wrong words Like you mishear all my songs
You'll hear stay and blah, blah, blah You just want what you can't have No way, I'll call the cops If you don't stop, I'll call your dad
And I hate to do this to you on your birthday Happy birthday, by the way It's not you, it's me and all that other bullshit You know that's bullshit, don't you, babe? I'm not your party favor
