Sat at the side of the pool at one of your houses With wet white trousers on And worlds collide as the evening continues The dignity fucks off
Her brother's gone off to the strippers To make up for all the lost time She could have been one of the bitches But she's actually alright
Cigarette smoker, I'm sorry, but we're all unsure How much you've had, but We think that you oughta, maybe not have anymore
A country home, even if we really tried Wouldn't cease to surprise now And I bet your dad would like to give us all a slap When are your parents back? D'you know? Well, I never came from no ghetto But it wasn't nowhere near here Well-spoken girls in stilettos Aren't something to fear
Cigarette smoker, I'm sorry, but we're all unsure How much you've had, but We think that you oughta, maybe not have anymore
Cigarette smoker, I'm sorry, but we're all unsure How much you've had, but We think that you oughta, maybe not have anymore
Cigarette smoker, cigarette smoke doesn't hide As well as you think And you'd think that it oughta act as the perfect disguise