Brian Top marks for not trying So kind of you to bless us With your effortlessness We're grateful and so strangely comforted
And I wonder Are you putting us under? 'Cause we can't get our eyes Off the t-shirt and ties combination Well, see you later, innovator
We are the Arctic Monkeys from High Green, baby!
Some want to kiss, some want to kick you There's not a net you couldn't slip through Or, at least, that's the impression I get 'Cause you're smooth, and you're wet And she's not aware yet, but she's yours
She'll be saying, "Use me Show me the jacuzzi" I imagine that it's there, on a plate Your whole rendezvous rate Means that you'll never be frightened To make 'em wait for a while
I doubt it's your style Not to get what you set Out to acquire, the eyes are on fire You are the unforecasted storm
Calm, collected and commanding (top marks for not trying) You leave the other stories standing With your renditions and jokes Bet there's hundreds of blokes That have wept 'cause you've stolen their
Thunder Are you putting us under? 'Cause we can't get our eyes Off the t-shirt and ties combination Well, see you later, innovator
