Now we're Anthrax and we take no shit And we don't care for writing hits The sound you hear is what we like And I'll steal your Pop Tarts like I stole your... socks Yo, man, what's the matter with you? (Not!) (I'll get it the next time, I mean it)
Charlie, beat the beats, the beats you beat The only thing hard is the smell of my feet So listen up 'cause you might get dissed Go drain the lizard or take a... chair (Damn, come on, y'all live the street) Man, watch the beat
I'm on your case, I'm in your face I'll kick you and your father back in place Step up, sucker, understand Don't you know that I'm the man? I'm the man I'm so bad I should be in detention I'm the man (Shut, shut, shut, shut, shut up!)
We've got real def rhythms and fresh new jams If you think we got egos, well, we're just hams Scott plays stickball and likes to skate Frank is never on time, he's always... sleeping Late! (Oh man)
They drink the drinks, the drinks they drank I put my money in the bank They cut their crack, they offer joints We don't do drugs, do you get our... meaning? Point (not!) It's point! (not!) Watch the beat!
I'm on your case, I'm in your face I'll kick you and your father back in place Step up, sucker, understand Don't you know that I'm the man? I'm the man, I'm bad I'm so bad I should be in detention I'm the man (Shut, shut up!)
For a heavy metal band raps a different way We like to be different and not cliche Well, they say rap and metal can never mix Well, all of they can suck our Sexual organ located in the lower abdominal area No, man, it's dick! (Master!)
Danny farted the farts, the farts he farted I pick my nose, but I'm not retarted Like El Duce says, "Smell my anal vapor" And wipe my butt with your... face Toilet paper! Yo, watch the beat! (yeah!)
I'm on your case, I'm in your face I'll kick you and your father back in place Step up, sucker, understand Don't you know that I'm the man? I'm the man, I'm bad I'm so bad I should be in detention I'm the man (shut, shut, shut up)
So, as this rap is winding down It's plain to see we wear the crown You know Anthrax is number one But we don't care, we just wanna have... a festival! Fun, you stupid idiot (I need more sound)
Joey mailed the mail, the mail he mailed We are the kings, and all shall hail We're like a diamond that is forever And we'll remain the hardest ever
(Shut up!) Yo, I'm so bad, it's a crime (Head check) Oh, oh! (Oh, and there it is again) Not, not, not, not, not, not