Her life is one big movie She'll always cause a scene Some like it hot and steamy But she takes it to extremes
Lipstick rage and hairpin turns Third degrees and curler burns
So may I present to you a real bad dream Say hello to the drama queen
She makes a big production She's sure the sky will fall Her tears are her seductions So beware the siren's call
Obsessed and stressed, she'll start a fight She's gonna call you fifty times a night
Like Norma Desmond on the silver screen Ladies and gentlemen, the drama queen
You like your peace and quiet She'll turn that upside down You like things neat and simple But she'll mess it up somehow Then she'll stage the final breakup But pack her make-up case You think it's finally stable But the next mood swing's on its way
She says she needs you heart and soul But you'll be sucked into the big black hole
You can give her the world Give her all your love But everything is not enough So roll the credits, play that theme Ladies and gentlemen, the drama queen